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Kool AD writes a baby blog

…and its hilarious!

Quite fitting to me because of reasons. But there are some serious gems hidden in there.

On How To Turn Your Baby Into A Musician:

Get some of those tiny baby-size noise-canceling headphones and bring it to an underground rap show so it can see what struggle rap looks like. Take the baby to a hardcore show so that when it’s older it can be one of those assholes who’s “been going to hardcore shows since I was a baby.” Take the thing to a wine bar where old people are covering jazz standards so it can recognize a bad first date when it sees one later. Take the baby to a festival, teach it how to pickpocket shirtless EDM bros passed out from too much Molly—you’ll clean up.

For more fresh new dad advice…

http://www.vice.com/series/yeah-baby

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